Bigger than a gopher, smaller than a beaver, how was it that the groundhog got his own day? Did he have a better agent? Did he use his connections to cut through the bureaucracy, to get some extra press, to network, to expand his public profile, to ride the coat tails of the American Eagle?
Does he get residuals from that movie starring Bill Murray? Does he share them with his friend Chuck? Poor Woodchuck, who seems to do all that work chucking wood while Groundhog merely has to get up early one day a year. Where is the fairness in that?
Just some questions to ponder this Groundhog Day.